Strange things happen out in the Texas desert.
Much like the infamous Saguaro cacti these inter-dimensional fractal cactus aren't native to Texas either. However, you can find them out in the desert under the right conditions
100% brushed cotton twill fabric. Heavyweight but breathable.
Custom designed 5-panel rope hat with an unstructured front and adjustable snapback. Fits medium to larger heads best. Bill is slightly curved and can be bent further or flattened out to your liking.
Hand-wash in cool water and air dry as needed. Use a steamer to remove wrinkles if necessary.